magical permanent vacation

This is what it looks like when someone with crazy nails goes to town on your back at work. It was a really good back scratch, though.

Really, guy who lives upstairs, mid-June seems like a good time to have two burners going with food frying? Granted I had soup for dinner and intend to take a hot bath later but whatever. The rest of my evening will be spent in running shorts and nothing else.

This really happened and it was amazing. Highly, highly recommend even though it was Rena Riffel’s last performance. That’s right, they had the original Penny. Henrietta Bazooms was also in the audience next to us.

Forgot to put on deodorant today. I actually like the smell of my funk and armpits in general. My issue is sweating. Like do I just suck it up and sweat constantly or is there some hippie deodorant solution? I know some of y’all don’t wear deodorant, so tell me your secrets.

(Source: desperatelivin)

The mantra for today is “I don’t want to hear it from anyone” so I’ll be listening to Black Sabbath and doing paperwork until I absolutely have to talk to people. It has been a week.

And then pictures from last year of you and your sisters in crime voguing turn up and you’re like fuck why haven’t I been going to classes?

I had to run two miles today and I fear for my shins but WHATEVER IT’S COSPLAY DAY AT WORK.

I kinda really want a cheeseburger for lunch but all the ways that I can think of to get one involve wearing actual pants and all I have are daisy dukes.

I really wish the tub in my apartment had a stopper because today has been such a tubtime-worthy day it hurts. Also it’s not even over yet.

This time I hid the lace front.

My major, major, MAJOR find today, however, was a pair of leather pants that actually fit that I quickly made into shorts thanks to a tip from Kyol. Thanks boo.